A Cat's Life
Ullrick
2005-2006
He was a lot more than just a cat.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
About Me
- Name: Curiosa
- Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Kommissarie F. Curiosa is a female detective in her mid-twenties delving into the baffling yet somehow tantalizing mystery of the Swedish male in Sweden's chilly capital city. She's a modern-day Mata Hari, infiltrating the grisly underworld of dating in a foreign country.
During the course of her investigation, Curiosa discovered that blogs about dating are an excellent way to get dates. Of course, none of her dates were actually with the strong, silent, Nordic type. Her romantic attention was soon captivated to a fellow expat blogger, who took the interesting and unconventional approach of writing odes to Ullrick. Turns out, the way to a girl's heart is through her cat.
This resulted in a suspension of Curiosa's investigation of the strong, silent Nordic type, but not to fear, her new relationship provides plenty of 'blog fodder', much to the dismay of her significant other.
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9 Comments:
I will not give Ullrick a bath.
Hej Ullrick! I've started a new club for ginger kitties and you can join if you like! Check out the link to Gorgeous Gingers at my blog! Hope to see you there.
I would also sue her for false imprisonment in the bathroom, illegal bait and switch tactics, and misrepresentation of intentions. Oh, and I would seek damages for the trauma it caused. You deserve all this and more for all that she has put you through!
Say it loud, genius!
I will NOT make Ullrick a Wet Cat.
Excellent!! How many times are you making her write this?
Nice. Even geniuses need to be taught a lesson now and again!
crew-
i think 1001 times should teach her a lesson.
beau,
you made a fantastic suggestion, but unfortunately kitties aren't recognized as a Legal Person in Sweden (or in any country, except perhaps ancient Egypt), so i'm not allowed to bring forth legal action against her. also, she might cut off my nip supply if i "bite the hand that feeds me," even in a metaphorical sense.
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