Ullrick
2005-2006
He was a lot more than just a cat.
Curiosa says that I am almost the perfect man. In fact, we almost have everything she wants in a relationship. She's the only woman in the world, as far as I am concerned. I love to cuddle, I'm a good listener, and I communicate my needs very clearly.
The only problem is that I still expect her to do all the cooking and cleaning, not to mention the fact that I poop in a box.
posted by Curiosa @ Monday, February 27, 2006
3 comments
Kommissarie F. Curiosa is a female detective in her mid-twenties delving into the baffling yet somehow tantalizing mystery of the Swedish male in Sweden's chilly capital city. She's a modern-day Mata Hari, infiltrating the grisly underworld of dating in a foreign country.
During the course of her investigation, Curiosa discovered that blogs about dating are an excellent way to get dates. Of course, none of her dates were actually with the strong, silent, Nordic type. Her romantic attention was soon captivated to a fellow expat blogger, who took the interesting and unconventional approach of writing odes to Ullrick. Turns out, the way to a girl's heart is through her cat.
This resulted in a suspension of Curiosa's investigation of the strong, silent Nordic type, but not to fear, her new relationship provides plenty of 'blog fodder', much to the dismay of her significant other.
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3 Comments:
Don't think of demanding her to cook and clean as a bad thing. Instead honor your contribution to the whole thing: If you didn't leave cat hair all over the furniture and floors, what else would she have to do all day long?
It's called a partnership.
You could add - Handsome, charming & witty. The fact that you have no money won't make a difference if a woman really loves you.
and what's so bad about poopin' in a box? at our house the Dad cleans our boxes and i think it's an honor that we allow him such an important job!
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