Dear kitties,
I hereby make a public apology to the highly esteemed Sir Ullrick the Wondercat, for whose leniency and generosity in the matter of the "Wet Cat Incident" I shall forever be grateful. Be sure, there was no malice intended on my part, though I do regret that my actions also lacked any form of foresight whatsoever. Words cannot express how deeply regretful I truly am (although the claw marks on my shoulder are a direct testament to this). I further apologize to any kitties that may have taken indirect offense to my actions, and I hereby swear that the incident shall never again be repeated. I pledge to compensate Sir Ullrick with thousands upon thousands of cuddles and kisses and kitty treats. Furthermore, I publicly acknowledge the superiority of the feline species, and I bow down before it. I am blessed to be allowed continued residence and companionship with such a benevolent and tolerant cat as Sir Ullrick. I am pleased to be allowed to continue in the service of his highly esteemed Self, and shall work night and day to rectify any damage caused by my participation in the "Wet Cat Incident."
Yours sincerely and most humbly,
Femina Curiosa
aka Einstein
7 Comments:
A very propery apology. But is Sir Ullrick willing to accept it? I think a six-foot cat-tree might help.
Poooooooor Wet Ullrick. I hope he finds it in his heart to forgive (but I must tell you, we cats are known to hold grudges).
Ullrick cracks the whip. Good on yer, mate. Curiosa had it coming.
Oh the horror! We've been trying to catch up on some of our blogs we like to read and we have just heard now of this horrible situation. Curiosa, what took you so long to apologise????? We hope Sweet Ullrick isn't scarred for life over this incident.
Very impressive pology! She's a keeper, Ullrick.
oh my, she seems sincerely sorry. can you trust her???
Quite right too. Keep grovelling.
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