Plea
My name is Ullrick. Ullrick the Wet Cat.
I didn't choose to be this way. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I became a Wet Cat.
Unfortunately, I will be a Wet Cat until the time that I dry.
Do you know what it's like to live with the stigma of being a Wet Cat?
Please, don't shun us Wet Cats by locking us in the kitchen until we dry. Blowdrying us is just a form of cruel and unusual punishment, for something that is not even our fault.
Please, please, when you are warm and dry and snuggled up in your bed, don't forget about all of the poor little Wet Cats out there.
posted by Curiosa @ Monday, February 27, 2006
9 comments
9 Comments:
Ullrick, we will sign your petition outlawing baths. It's not fair to be a Wet Cat and not get snuggles until you dry. Tell your Mommy that if she makes you a Wet Cat, then it is her DUTY as a Mommy to wrap you up in 3 layers of towels and hold you and snuggle you for at least 1 hour until you are not such a Wet Cat anymore.
Dude - I'll sign.....[sharpens writing claw]
My Mama keeps threatening to bath me........I keep telling her I'm a proper grown up kitty now, and I don't need no stinkin' bath!!
charlie
My mum has never tried to give me a bath. She wouldn't dare. The worst wet thing that ever happened to me was the time I was sitting out on the patio and it started to rain and my dad didn't notice me hammering on the window until I was Very Wet. But my mum snuggled me in a towel to dry me off. Wet Cats are just Wrong. Where do I sign the petition?
i will sign your petition a hundred times. Curiousa needs to learn a few things about cats.
I hopes you don't catch a cold. Your mum shoulda wrapped you in a towel and kept you warm until your fur dried. You don't need to use a blow dryer on a kittie.
Ullrick:
The Gigolo Kitty will most certainly sign your petition. True, he gets a bath every week but then, someone wraps him in a towel and sits with him until he is nice and dry.
NO BATH, NO BATH. Curiosa, you gotta leave the kittie at home. He doesn't need to go shopping with you. Spot clean, not a whole bath. Yuck.
I know exactly what you mean!!! I was the wet cat locked in the bathroom with the heater!! OH! the felinity.
Affer my first baf, Mom rapped me in a towel an put me in the boy's lap for snuggly drying. I purred an snuggled happily. But I didn't like the baf. NO MORE BAFS. NO MORE BAFS.
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