You will sneeze when I tell you to sneeze!

Things are getting really fishy around here, and not in a good way.

I have discovered I possess a new superpower: To Make the Dude Sneeze.

So see, here's what I do. There is a temporary ceasefire, and I pretend to be waving the white flag (in the form of my tail...it's orange, but whatever). I carefully approach the Dude, who says, "Get away from me, you walking allergen."

He's sitting on one side of MY couch, I jump up on the other. We stare each other down. He looks away first. I win.

Then I continue the truce farce and carefully scootch over towards him, closer and closer. If I can just reach his nose, I can stick my paw up it. That oughta do it. Take that, DUDE!

I heard him tell Curiosa that once the sneezing starts, it won't stop. Maybe he'll go away if I make him sneeze uncontrollably.

In the meantime, I'm just going to hide all the Benedryl behind my litterbox.