Alpha Male
Since the Dude** has been the source of the introduction of a feline-free zone in the bedroom (sneeze, smeeze!!), it is necessary to take counter measures. I propose the immediate establishment of a Dude-free zone in the entire apartment.
**Curiosa is, of course, an accomplice in this matter, but I will deal with her with some amount of leniency. I refuse to believe that she is intentionally participating in any actions that are harmfulinconvenient to the well-beingspoiled existence of His Most Esteemed and Benevolent Highness the Dictator Currently Known as Sir Ullrick the Wondercat the III 1/2 and His sidekick the Mini-Kitten. She must surely be under the undue influence of the Dude. I will accept a plea of temporary insanity.
posted by Curiosa @ Thursday, March 16, 2006
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1 Comments:
Dear Sir Ullrick,
An advice on how to speed up the establishment of a Dude-free zone in your and the Mini-Kitten's apartment:
Have Curiosa and the Dude to combine their opposable thumbs into putting up the Ikea "Fångst" gizmo.
It will give you and the Mini-Kitten an opportunity to indulge in frenzied physical activities, while those two are doing the same in the locked bedroom. The result should be that the atmosphere in the rest of the apartement will be saturated with anti-Dude particles.
Yours humbly,
The Cat Farmer
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