Forewarned is forearmed

The establishment of Cat-Free Zones in the Household Environment is a direct violation of Statute 101.346 of the Treaty Establishing Peace in the Enclave in the Kingdom of Sweden Ruled by His Most Esteemed and Benevolent Highness the Dictator Currently Known as Sir Ullrick the Wondercat the III 1/2. Any attempt to create Cat-Free Zones will be considered as no less than an Act of War. Any enemy forces hostile to HMEBHDCKSUR3.5 will be met with swift and violent force, including but not limited to, total confiscation and anhilation of the world's supply of Benedryl, the strategic placement and detonation of cat bombs, and the release of cat allergens into the drinking supply.