Ullrick
2005-2006
He was a lot more than just a cat.
I just want to inform you that I have reclaimed the sacred area located under the bed. The Bed Monster tried to stake her claim, but I was having none of that. That space is reserved solely for the purpose of you-know-what-licking. It's not like she has any you-know-whats to lick. Oh wait, neither do I.
posted by Curiosa @ Friday, June 23, 2006
4 comments
Kommissarie F. Curiosa is a female detective in her mid-twenties delving into the baffling yet somehow tantalizing mystery of the Swedish male in Sweden's chilly capital city. She's a modern-day Mata Hari, infiltrating the grisly underworld of dating in a foreign country.
During the course of her investigation, Curiosa discovered that blogs about dating are an excellent way to get dates. Of course, none of her dates were actually with the strong, silent, Nordic type. Her romantic attention was soon captivated to a fellow expat blogger, who took the interesting and unconventional approach of writing odes to Ullrick. Turns out, the way to a girl's heart is through her cat.
This resulted in a suspension of Curiosa's investigation of the strong, silent Nordic type, but not to fear, her new relationship provides plenty of 'blog fodder', much to the dismay of her significant other.
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4 Comments:
hehehe You're funny Ullrick! :)
~~ Sanjee
Ullrick - we fear you're becoming obsessed about your missing, uh, you know ... it concerns us. They're gone. Get over them man! -- Sky and Blackie
Men!
Look, I understand that I may sound like a broken record. But one morning, I'm woken from a peaceful sleep, shoved in the bowling bag, and go to a strange place. I think they're going to let me take another nap, and when I wake up, I'm missing a body part. I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to them properly.
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