Tails from the Tub Part II
My middle name is Stinky.
So, I'm sorry to report that she did it again. Curiosa tried to drownwash me again.
Okay, maybe this time it was warranted. I was not as clean as I usually am, and I was kinda stinky. It it was so icky that even I didn't want to clean it with my tongue.
To be fair, she didn't wash ALL of me this time. She only washed half of me. And I do smell better.
I was a good kitty. I didn't scratch her at all. I bet the neighbors thought she was trying to kill me, but I was really just being dramatic. I reserve the right to complain at the top of my lungs when Curiosa turns that facet on me.
I just don't like the words "next time."
posted by Curiosa @ Sunday, February 05, 2006
9 comments
9 Comments:
You are the handsomest kitty Ulrick! Beauty can be very painful but it completely worth the while! Next time, negotiate some extra treats before getting into the tub.
oh my, maybe you caught it from my sister?
Whated did you do that you were all stinky and needing a bath?
You really were a good kitty. I woulda put the bite on her for sure!!
well, if you gross your own self out, then you should not have to wash it yourself either.
We're with Derby on this. What did you get into that made you so stinky?
My mum says she would not like to try bathing me! Us long-haired kitties have to be careful to keep our fur out of messes, Ullrick, take a tip from me and you will stay looking as handsome as I do!
What did you get into that made you so stinky?
My litterbox. Curiosa thinks it's because I ate some beads that my tummy got upset.
Ulrick
Sometimes we kitties have to suffer for our vanity.
Don't hate us because we are beautiful!
*purrs
*Abby
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