Ullrick
2005-2006
He was a lot more than just a cat.
Curiosa and I have a new division of labor in our home. She is responsible for everything, except for killing the dust bunnies under the couch and bed. It's my job to sweep them up and catch them in my fur, and then she'll brush them out of me. Great deal, huh?
posted by Curiosa @ Thursday, January 26, 2006
11 comments
Kommissarie F. Curiosa is a female detective in her mid-twenties delving into the baffling yet somehow tantalizing mystery of the Swedish male in Sweden's chilly capital city. She's a modern-day Mata Hari, infiltrating the grisly underworld of dating in a foreign country.
During the course of her investigation, Curiosa discovered that blogs about dating are an excellent way to get dates. Of course, none of her dates were actually with the strong, silent, Nordic type. Her romantic attention was soon captivated to a fellow expat blogger, who took the interesting and unconventional approach of writing odes to Ullrick. Turns out, the way to a girl's heart is through her cat.
This resulted in a suspension of Curiosa's investigation of the strong, silent Nordic type, but not to fear, her new relationship provides plenty of 'blog fodder', much to the dismay of her significant other.
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11 Comments:
Does this mean you have a job now? you better make sure you get paid well. Food, treats, fringe benefits, etc.
cats wif jobs- that's just wrong. we hope you get paid lots of snuggles and treats.
dust bunnies, ha! i had a bad experience with a dust bunny and would not even look at one now. be careful.
Do you get to lick up spills or does mom have to do it?
The brushing part sound good! Let the human work and you can reap the benefit!
*Abby
scooby, shaggy, and scout-
actually, that't the unfair part of the whole thing. not only do i not get to eat people food, i am only allowed to eat one kind of special kitty food since everything else seems to upset my stomach. no cat tuna for me!
i saw your comment about the zoom groom. i went online and did a search and there are tons of places you can buy online. tell your Mom!!
Sounds like a deal. Gk, I am sorry to say, is prone to fall in love with the bunnies and hoard them.
And you don't have to get any bugs or mice, just dust bunnies? We are responsible for keeping the house vermin free, so have to work harder in the warm months.
Hey Ullrich, are you interested in joing the Feline International Tub Hockey League. The Swedes usually have a pretty decent hockey team. At least as good as the US. Edsel thinks he can beat us Canadians. Playing hockey beats a real job anyday.
I would not stoop to doing something that got me dirty, especially if there was nothing in it for me. I would re-negotiate the terms!
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